would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
Well, I won’t keep you waiting long. I was angsting about this comic allll daaay, and I don’t even know if you’ll be able to see it right on the dash.
This happened in my Physics class.
My cheek got scratched with the shrapnel.
This makes me feel a little less crappy~ *flails weakly*
before you do something please ask yourself “is this something that steve rogers would do” and if it isn’t, don’t do it
i’m gonna fist fight someone in an alley
that’s the spirit!
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
These are all eggselent observations!
I hate you.
Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
omg this is perfect
*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*
I will never not reblog this.